Broke, BITCHES!

About Me

Yes. Just like the song says, "I'm an asshole. I'm an assholleollyole."
I'm sorry if I offend anyone with my smartass comebacks, or by telling you off on your lack of attention to your picture tags.
I've been caled the Tag Police in past times.

But, that's not to say I'm an asshole all the time.
I'm just a vegetarian who loves life at times, and despises it at others.
I'm fond of Cheddar cheese, not so much Feta.
I like cats, and have one of my own.

**Insert awesome personalized shout out to my cat here**

I like rollerblading in my basement, and long walks on the beach, but not when there's other people around, or if it's too hot.
I think picnics are lame.
My good date constitutes of me and my boyfriend playing Pokemon or Star Wars II: Battlefront.
I can get moody, but try not to take anything I say to personally.
I'm all for opposites attract, so if you're an awesome person who's not an asshole, I'll probably like you. I'f you're a douchebag that's cynical all the time, then leave me the fuck alone.
Sounds stupid, and hypocritical I know, but I'm very important.
People know me and I have many leather bound books.
Merlin Olsen stops by...on occasion, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

If you didn't catch those quotes, and know who said them, please leave my page.
I'm very fond of Mr. Bean and drumming.
As you can see I'm a fan of andy hurley, but do not confuse that with fangirl or you will be down a limb.
My best friend is a serial killer and I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.
Teh Ned.
P.S. I stick frogs in my butthole. For my spare time.

My Interests

Music., Food., Drumming., Friends., Music., Music., Music.

Music

Just try me., And He Mafat Conspirac

Movies

Musicals, Horror, Comedys, Pirates Of the Caribbean, Borat, Mr. Bean

Television

21 Jump Street, Oprah, Video On Trial, Drake and Josh, Mr. Bean

Books

Secret window, Secret Garden, Running With Scissors, Fast Food Nation, The Story Of B